Jonze Starr Baby

For the record, there's nothing wrong with being gay. So there's no need to front about it. Even if you're famous.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Seann William Scott's pretty famous. Gets photographed a lot. So why don't you ever, ever, ever see him with a girl? You know why. Which is really too bad 'cuz he's so fucking cute. Of course I'd hit that if I was a dude. The Stiffmeister? You know it.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Because it's Cinco de Mayo I thought I'd post a shout-out to JC Chasez. You remember him. He was in NSYNC. Remember? He was the little gay one. No, the other little gay one. Yeah, yeah that's him. Come to think of it, I'm not sure he's even mexican. Oh well, fuck it. He's up here because he's GAY, and that's what I do.

Monday, May 01, 2006

And how about that yummy little Jonathan Rhys Myers? Well, let's see.
Single? Check.
English? Check.
Prettier than Keira Knightley? Check, baby.
Signs point to yes, people.
What's that? Would I hit that if I was a dude? You know I likes 'em pretty!

Of course you know that Keith Urban (god, that sounds like a porn actor's name, doesn't it?) is engaged to Nicole Kidman. But do you know why that woman keeps insisting on marrying gay men? Neither do I. Maybe that's just how she rolls. Would I hit that if I was a dude? Baby, not with that hair.