Jonze Starr Baby

For the record, there's nothing wrong with being gay. So there's no need to front about it. Even if you're famous.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

"Oh, no! Not Orlando Bloom too!" Yes fool, Orlando Bloom too. "No, no, you're wrong. He used to go out with Kate Bosworth!" Uh-huh, and Teri Hatcher used to go out with that boy-bitch Ryan Seacrest. Hey, it's not like I don't wish it wasn't true. This little English muffin is sexy as all hell, and I hate to be the one to break it to you that he rides the baloney pony. Sorry, y'all. I really am.


"This little English muffin"

I love that line


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